- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
- one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
"Sucking at something is the first step toward being kind of good at something."
- Jake the Dog. (via sirmitchell)
