British Citizen

shutupaubrey:

i’m just a cool dad trapped inside the body of a teenage girl

theclearlydope:

WORTH SEEING: I want to party with this couple. Beautiful people. Also, the most fun you will ever see at a gas tank. Ever ever.  

via andreyatriana

mehrasassong:

thedoctorsin221b:

taco-l0ve:

phangirlingoverdisney:

queeenrachet:

biersackimagines:

enjoying-all-music:

let’s make this the post with the most notes ever.

yes.

Almost 13 million

13 million and counting.

what the hell did this even start as

14 mil

(Source: nue)

that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

rodneykong:

musical chairs is like the original game of thrones

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

typette:

harlold:

this is literally my favorite video

I KNEW WHAT IT WAS BEFORE I EVEN CLICKED IT

holy fuck I’m so glad this is back up on the radar

the-fandoms-are-cool:

thisisvodka:

nicoception:

sp0rkerism:

theradicaldame:

i wasnt kidding

fur elise dubstep

gay porn

welcome to my life

holy fuck

hnnnngh

is this the song they play as you enter through heaven’s gates

eXCUSE ME WHAT KIND OF DELICIOUS AMBROSIAC DELICACY IS THIS

(Source: kathryn-grint)

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

(Source: lovatotacos)